Why It's "Falcon Awesome" to be a Falcon

• Attend a school the size of a small college, with over 4,000 students.
• Due to reason #1, there is a risk of tumbling down the stairs and/or getting trampled when changing classes.
• You get to say "That's Falcon Awesome!"
• Sneak in a work out as you trek between building 10 and building 12 -- whether you want to, or not.
• Because of reason #4, there is a risk of experiencing minor heart palpitations, as the work out mentioned above must be done in under 5 minutes.
• Eat lunch with seagulls.
• Receive lovely little "gifts" from said seagulls when you are not looking.
• A competitive environment: see who can get to the lunch mob -er, line- before their run out of chocolate chip cookies.
• Watch in frustration as students squeeze through one door of a double-door entrance.
• Late to class? Beware of the golf carts...
• Watch the teachers climb into an elevator as you're shoved into the mob at the base of the stairs.
• Later that day, hear stories of said teachers panicking in the stuck elevator.
• Listen to the afternoon announcements interrupting your teacher's lecture, and wonder if the speaker knows that e-mails exist.
• Be a part of a tremendous tornado. Made of trash, that is.
• Skipping class? Not to worry, no hall pass needed.
• Find staircase surprises on your way to class.
• Want to be in more yearbook pictures? Buy a club shirt and hop in; no membership needed.
• You get to say "Have a Fergalicious day!"